It’s just over a week into February and already there are three unique and remarkable competitors for this post.
Mugabe almost won with his complete denial of tripping over a red carpet and the resulting memes that have swept the internet.
Also tempting was the riot at the Africa Cup football semi-finals. Equatorial Guinea fans were pissed that their team was losing and started throwing stuff. Apparently, police tried to quell the uprising but we viewers at home could only see the helicopter they sent in three separate times which didn’t accomplish anything. I think they just wanted to show off and/or play with, their whirlybird.
I’m going with the local story though, this compelling read from the Namibian, an English-language newspaper over here:
As far as I can tell, a newspaper’s job is to inform its readers; tell them stuff they do not already know.
One thing all Namibians are very well aware of is that it is not raining.
Yet, in the first paragraph, readers were informed that a new bulletin “indicated that rainfall was generally low in the north-west and north-central parts of Namibia in November and December”. And that satellite images of vegetation also indicated below-average grazing conditions in some of the northern areas.
Surely, this million-dollar satellite could be put to better use.
The article goes on to tell us that the rest of the season could
bring normal or below normal rains. Which could
reduce crop yields and delay harvests. It all depends on an El Niño event that might
occur in the 2014/2015 season.
But, it concludes, “not all El Niño events have resulted in low rainfall in the region, with some areas being more regularly affected than others”.
Thank goodness for the falling dictators and rioting soccer fans to fill the rest of the newspaper.